"Let me break wind for awhile!"
02-02-07, 08:10 AM
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"Let me break wind for awhile!"
Yep, that's what I said. After a couple of km towing behind another commuter, as I pass him that's what comes out of my mouth. We were driving hard directly into a north wind. Luckily me face mask disguised the massive grin that covered my face after I realized what I had said. The real joke however, comes from the fact that I had Indian food last night.
When I got to work I said bye and he thanked me for the tow, so I must not have offended him too badly.
-10C, -16C windchill, 1 inch of fresh snow
When I got to work I said bye and he thanked me for the tow, so I must not have offended him too badly.
-10C, -16C windchill, 1 inch of fresh snow
02-02-07, 09:08 AM
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You need to ask for permission to fart?
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"Stinky! OH STINKY!!!" -Stimpson J. Cat
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I mentioned this on the SS/FG forum where someone asked about what's the best breakfast before a race.
Broccoli and cheese omelette. Get a jersey that with the tagline that I've seen on many busses:
"This vehicle is powered by clean burning natural gas."
Broccoli and cheese omelette. Get a jersey that with the tagline that I've seen on many busses:
"This vehicle is powered by clean burning natural gas."
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02-02-07, 10:16 AM
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This morning I let one loose and my spedometer jumped up 2MPH for a few hundred feet...
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"oh man, i had my mouth open and everything. you have to warn somebody before you do that" Donkey from Shrek
...And that don't smell like brimstone either.
...And that don't smell like brimstone either.
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when i was saddle shopping a bike store salesman said a feature of the "tail bone relief" in a saddle was that you didn't have to stand up to fart when riding.
