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Old 12-04-06, 06:12 PM   #1
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Pop Quiz, Hotshot!

You're getting on an elevator w/ your bike as your neighbor gets off. She holds the call button long enough to tell you about another neighbor that spent $7,000 on a custom titanium bike. She concludes by saying, "For that much money, you could get something with four wheels to get you around the city!"

OK Hotshot, as the door closes, what do you say?

I went with, "For that much money, she got two wheels that gets her around the city faster!
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"And how much to park it?"

(This is Manhattan, right?)
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Old 12-04-06, 06:27 PM   #4
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Where would the fun, exercise, money savings and positive environmental aspect be in doing that?
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Old 12-04-06, 06:47 PM   #6
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...or 10 pretty nice commuter bikes.
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not all cyclists are broke lady.
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No more then the cost of a set of implants and a lot more people get those.
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"four wheels? you mean like, two bikes?"
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I like this one
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I've already got something with 4 wheels to get me through the city.
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You're getting on an elevator w/ your bike as your neighbor gets off. She holds the call button long enough to tell you about another neighbor that spent $7,000 on a custom titanium bike. She concludes by saying, "For that much money, you could get something with four wheels to get you around the city!"

OK Hotshot, as the door closes, what do you say?

I went with, "For that much money, she got two wheels that gets her around the city faster!
"with an a$$ that wide you need 4 big strong wheels as a minimum"
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*Hold the *** **** door open.*

What idiot would waste $7,000 on a car in this city? That would be so sad, and such a waste. You didn't make that mistake did you? Or did you mean just the parking fees? I'd rather be healthy and happy.
Did you need me to help you pick out a good bike, so you can be happy too? I'd be glad to help a good neighbor like you. We all waste money once in a while, it's OK that's how we learn. Don't be embarrassed I've made bad decisions too, it happens.

I won't tell the neighbors how !@#$%^&* stupid you are to use a car around here. I just want to help. You're not disabled are you? Can you ride a bike?

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I'm sure most would prefer a $7000 steel cage, but I'm certain he loves his two wheels more.
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You're getting on an elevator w/ your bike as your neighbor gets off. She holds the call button long enough to tell you about another neighbor that spent $7,000 on a custom titanium bike. She concludes by saying, "For that much money, you could get something with four wheels to get you around the city!"

OK Hotshot, as the door closes, what do you say?

I went with, "For that much money, she got two wheels that gets her around the city faster!
"She better be able to afford it, she charged me 3500 just for a **** ***, whats your price?"
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Old 12-06-06, 09:47 AM   #25
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"She better be able to afford it, she charged me 3500 just for a **** ***, whats your price?"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap!

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