You're getting on an elevator w/ your bike as your neighbor gets off. She holds the call button long enough to tell you about another neighbor that spent $7,000 on a custom titanium bike. She concludes by saying, "For that much money, you could get something with four wheels to get you around the city!"
OK Hotshot, as the door closes, what do you say?
I went with, "For that much money, she got two wheels that gets her around the city faster!