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    Driver Carries No Cash

    Maybe this is more chit chat than anything but it happened on my commute. I have taken a few days off the bike and today was the only day I've cycled to work. I was only a few minutes from my house when I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh very hard!

    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
    HE IS MARRIED

    Just had to share

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    Shoot, where you live, I would tend to think the bumper sticker would be more likely to read:

    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
    HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL

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    Ummm, I have that bumber sticker on my car... had rather, I sold the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill
    Shoot, where you live, I would tend to think the bumper sticker would be more likely to read:

    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
    HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL

    East Hill
    No around here its more like
    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
    SPENT IT ON CRYSTAL METH

    Within 10 miles are the first and second meth capitols of the US- Sun Valley and Reno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rykoala
    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
    HE IS MARRIED


    One that was probably discussed here on BR a few years ago on the t-shirt of a cyclist (IIRC):

    "MY EX GOT THE CAR"

    RFM

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    Quote Originally Posted by rykoala
    No around here its more like
    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
    SPENT IT ON CRYSTAL METH

    Within 10 miles are the first and second meth capitols of the US- Sun Valley and Reno.
    I didn't realise that Reno had gone that far downhill. I used to live in Reno until about 1991, when I moved up to Seattle.

    Sammilove

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill
    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
    HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL
    That was the excuse used by this guy caught multiple times by camera traveling well over 100mph (122mph max)

    http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news...012007-CR.html
    http://www.azcentral.com/community/s...eeder0302.html

    "According to the police report, Ward willingly met with investigators. Police say he admitted to being the driver in the photos, and said he was driving fast because he lost money at a casino and needed to get home"

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by noisebeam
    That was the excuse used by this guy caught multiple times by camera traveling well over 100mph (122mph max)

    http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news...012007-CR.html
    http://www.azcentral.com/community/s...eeder0302.html

    "According to the police report, Ward willingly met with investigators. Police say he admitted to being the driver in the photos, and said he was driving fast because he lost money at a casino and needed to get home"

    Al
    Uh, so he could get more cash and go back to the casino and lose more?

    Sounds as if there's more in the backstory...

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill
    Sounds as if there's more in the backstory...
    he was intentionally 'taunting' the speeding cameras - photos of giving camera finger at 118mph


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    saw a vanity plate on a sports car the other day said "WAS HIS".

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    Oh wonderful, I didn't realise he had a passenger. What a fool.

    Do you think he's regretting this incident now ?

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    My car has 2 stickers on the rear window. one is oval shaped with lightning bolts and in the middle it says "Potentially Stable" and the other says "My cat can beat up your cat" which is funny because my cat has no eyes. Oddly enough she can still catch birds.
    My brother's '78 Mini has a vanity plate that says "X SMALL"
    and my bike helmet has a sticker (thanks to my mother in law who bought the helmet) that says "this bike is capable of evading high speed pursuit"
    another of my brother's had a sticker on his truck that said "my child was inmate of the month at county jail"

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    The best one I have seen in a while was,,, Mean People Suck!!
    And of course the classic, Pardon me? Do you have any cheap yellow mustard?

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    On my company Freightliner, I've got the "Federal Homeland Security Emergency Evac Plan-Run You mutha, Run!!!"
    And I also have one in the shape of a war support ribbon that says, "Some ******* stole my support ribbon!"
    Cool thing is, one's already a magnetic ribbon, the other was a bumper sticker that I stuck to "cut-it-yourself" magnet.
    So, when I get a different job, I'll slap 'em on something else.
    Hey, I ran out of patches again!!!

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    My favorite bumpersticker so far is: Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad... it's still pretty good.

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