Driver Carries No Cash
03-02-07, 09:21 AM
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Driver Carries No Cash
Maybe this is more chit chat than anything but it happened on my commute. I have taken a few days off the bike and today was the only day I've cycled to work. I was only a few minutes from my house when I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh very hard!
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HE IS MARRIED
Just had to share
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HE IS MARRIED
Just had to share
03-02-07, 09:46 AM
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03-02-07, 10:33 AM
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Shoot, where you live, I would tend to think the bumper sticker would be more likely to read:
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL
East Hill
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL
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Originally Posted by East Hill
Shoot, where you live, I would tend to think the bumper sticker would be more likely to read:
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL
East Hill
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL
East Hill
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
SPENT IT ON CRYSTAL METH
Within 10 miles are the first and second meth capitols of the US- Sun Valley and Reno.
03-02-07, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by rykoala
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HE IS MARRIED
HE IS MARRIED
One that was probably discussed here on BR a few years ago on the t-shirt of a cyclist (IIRC):
"MY EX GOT THE CAR"
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Originally Posted by rykoala
No around here its more like
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
SPENT IT ON CRYSTAL METH
Within 10 miles are the first and second meth capitols of the US- Sun Valley and Reno.
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
SPENT IT ON CRYSTAL METH
Within 10 miles are the first and second meth capitols of the US- Sun Valley and Reno.
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03-02-07, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by East Hill
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL
HARRAH'S GOT IT ALL
https://www.azcentral.com/12news/news...012007-CR.html
https://www.azcentral.com/community/s...eeder0302.html
"According to the police report, Ward willingly met with investigators. Police say he admitted to being the driver in the photos, and said he was driving fast because he lost money at a casino and needed to get home"
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03-02-07, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by noisebeam
That was the excuse used by this guy caught multiple times by camera traveling well over 100mph (122mph max)
https://www.azcentral.com/12news/news...012007-CR.html
https://www.azcentral.com/community/s...eeder0302.html
"According to the police report, Ward willingly met with investigators. Police say he admitted to being the driver in the photos, and said he was driving fast because he lost money at a casino and needed to get home"
Al
https://www.azcentral.com/12news/news...012007-CR.html
https://www.azcentral.com/community/s...eeder0302.html
"According to the police report, Ward willingly met with investigators. Police say he admitted to being the driver in the photos, and said he was driving fast because he lost money at a casino and needed to get home"
Al
Sounds as if there's more in the backstory...
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Originally Posted by East Hill
Sounds as if there's more in the backstory...
03-02-07, 12:47 PM
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Oh wonderful, I didn't realise he had a passenger. What a fool.
Do you think he's regretting this incident now
?
East Hill
Do you think he's regretting this incident now
?East Hill
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My car has 2 stickers on the rear window. one is oval shaped with lightning bolts and in the middle it says "Potentially Stable" and the other says "My cat can beat up your cat" which is funny because my cat has no eyes. Oddly enough she can still catch birds.
My brother's '78 Mini has a vanity plate that says "X SMALL"
and my bike helmet has a sticker (thanks to my mother in law who bought the helmet) that says "this bike is capable of evading high speed pursuit"
another of my brother's had a sticker on his truck that said "my child was inmate of the month at county jail"
My brother's '78 Mini has a vanity plate that says "X SMALL"
and my bike helmet has a sticker (thanks to my mother in law who bought the helmet) that says "this bike is capable of evading high speed pursuit"
another of my brother's had a sticker on his truck that said "my child was inmate of the month at county jail"
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The best one I have seen in a while was,,, Mean People Suck!!
And of course the classic, Pardon me? Do you have any cheap yellow mustard?
And of course the classic, Pardon me? Do you have any cheap yellow mustard?
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On my company Freightliner, I've got the "Federal Homeland Security Emergency Evac Plan-Run You mutha, Run!!!"
And I also have one in the shape of a war support ribbon that says, "Some ******* stole my support ribbon!"
Cool thing is, one's already a magnetic ribbon, the other was a bumper sticker that I stuck to "cut-it-yourself" magnet.
So, when I get a different job, I'll slap 'em on something else.
And I also have one in the shape of a war support ribbon that says, "Some ******* stole my support ribbon!"
Cool thing is, one's already a magnetic ribbon, the other was a bumper sticker that I stuck to "cut-it-yourself" magnet.
So, when I get a different job, I'll slap 'em on something else.
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My favorite bumpersticker so far is: Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad... it's still pretty good.
