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Old 06-28-07, 04:59 AM   #1
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Very Short Commute Club: Weak One

Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.
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Old 06-28-07, 05:32 AM   #2
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That sounds like a pretty crazy hail storm, and earthworm in your grill is never fun. But you lost all sympathy when you said "in-house masseuse."

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Did someone wish that "May you have an interesting life" curse on you or something? Earthworm parts--like, totally, EWWW man.

Masseuse, that's a lovely bennie.
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Are you teasing us???
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Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.
Where...in the HELL...do you work?!?!?! I wanna massage!
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Gee, d'ya think???
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weak one, hehe.
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Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.

I like your "can do" attitude.
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Great. Now I have to go scrub my eyes with bleach.
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Oh man!

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Don't worry oh weak one. You'll get stronger as you ride more.
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Around here a masseuse provides happy endings. A massage therapist is the one we want for fixing abused bodies. Not that a masseuse doesn't help.
A coworker of mine is a massage therapist on the side. It is quite nice when I injure myself.
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Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.

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Be careful! With that kind of escalation you're going tog et a chipmunk running through your spokes and be covered in cute little chipmunk guts.
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