I just don't fit in.
I wear spandex shorts but I don't wear a logo covered jersey or shave my legs.
I ride a road bike with platform pedals.
I have a rack but can't bring myself to actually put it on the bike.
Fenders? Sure, I'll get to those right after the crankset and wheel upgrades.
I dub myself a "commodie". Logo submissions welcome but no one try to steal the name because I thought of it first and it's MINE. I'm sure a new forum will start soon. Who wouldn't want to be a commodie ?