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Old 04-14-09, 01:13 PM
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Can you achieve Fred nirvana by being a dork at the same time?
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I had a motorist called me Indiana Jones one time at a stop light. Is that "Fred" for non cyclists?
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If she were on a bike, would she be a Fred?

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Originally Posted by baron von trail
If she were on a bike, would she be a Fred?

That would be one cute Fred
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Originally Posted by Ka_Jun
Can you achieve Fred nirvana by being a dork at the same time?
That is how I feel now after all this One in the same i think.
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MANY are the descriptions of the dreaded FRED>

as commuters we all (at least most im sure ) have some fred attributes.

My idea of a typical FRED is the person on a Bike typicaly wearing a snorkel parka (cold weather) unlaced work boots and having a cigerette going at the same time and is on the side walks and not in any kind of hurry.

the guy with the motorcycle helmet and car battery in a basket keeping the landing lights lit with the trinkets hes picked up along the road.

the 23 year old on the MUP at 7am on a much too small BMX with the seat way too low (standing while pedaling ) with a shirt tied around his waist heading somewhere in no real hurry

the tell tale PX 10 with the handlebars turned upside down and a milk crate tied on the rear filled with empty cans/bottles.

thats my take its not a bad thing Just Freddin!!!

although I have to admit even though Im pimpin a custom full dressed touring ride I get plenty of odd looks from the Poseurs and TDF look alikes.

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I'm seeing the Fred as the ultimate in simplicity. Someone who is being his or herself. A person, not a poser or a Lance, but someone who is just out chill'n on two wheels. A Fred would be in flip-flops during summer and might even be sport'n a cold beer where the water bottle ought to go.
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Originally Posted by JOHN J
HMM,
MANY are the descriptions of the dreaded FRED>

as commuters we all (at least most im sure ) have some fred attributes.

My idea of a typical FRED is the person on a Bike typicaly wearing a snorkel parka (cold weather) unlaced work boots and having a cigerette going at the same time and is on the side walks and not in any kind of hurry.

the guy with the motorcycle helmet and car battery in a basket keeping the landing lights lit with the trinkets hes picked up along the road.

the 23 year old on the MUP at 7am on a much too small BMX with the seat way too low (standing while pedaling ) with a shirt tied around his waist heading somewhere in no real hurry

the tell tale PX 10 with the handlebars turned upside down and a milk crate tied on the rear filled with empty cans/bottles.

thats my take its not a bad thing Just Freddin!!!

although I have to admit even though Im pimpin a custom full dressed touring ride I get plenty of odd looks from the Posers and TDF look alikes.

"John"
What is to dread about Fred? like the whole thing but I feel you are confusing drunk bums with Fred
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Originally Posted by apricissimus
Why do Freds dream about dropping roadies?
It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.

Oops! I though I was responding to DataJunkie!
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i told my friend that i am entering into a race and wearing my jeans and he called me a fred. but i dont think i am. that guy is goofy
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Originally Posted by JoeyBike
It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.

Oops! I though I was responding to DataJunkie!
Data Junkie is missing today; I haven't seen her, er him. AGGHH... I'm so confused!!!
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Originally Posted by Hydrated
You may be a Fred... but none of us will ever be THE Fred.

The Fred was Fred Birchmore from Athens, Georgia... an adventurer who rode his single speed bicycle around the world back in the mid 1930's. (Extra credit for anyone who knows why he named his bike "Bucephalus"). During his bike trip, he was reputed to be the first white man to make it out of Afghanistan alive since Marco Polo. He also hiked the Appalachian Trail and the Inca Trail in Peru both solo.

One of his most famous incidents came in South America during his bicycle circumnavigation. He apparently was penniless and starving out in the jungle... until he came upon a huge snake. He killed and ate the snake, skinned it and sold the skin at a village for enough cash to get him further down the road. Check Amazon for the books that he wrote about his adventures.

His marks still show in his hometown of Athens, GA in a massive stone wall that he built by hand when Fred was in his 70's... a wall 14 feet high in some places and dug 4 feet into the ground.

Here's to Fred:
I had wanted to go meet him this year but Birchmore Trail day is the same day as the Tour de Cure that I am riding in.

Birchmore Trail Day
Join Athens-Clarke County Recycling Division staff and Memorial Park staff for the 9th Annual Birchmore Trail Day event. Meet the famous Fred Birchmore, hike the trail for a prize and enjoy activities such as leaf rubbings and face painting.

Date: May 17 2009
Time: 2:00 p.m.
Location: Birchmore Trail
He will be 98 this year.

https://www.onlineathens.com/stories/...70721041.shtml

The other day Claude Felton, Georgia's director of sports information, asked me who was the Bulldogs' oldest living athlete.

"Fred Birchmore," I quickly answered. "He's nearly 96, born Nov. 29, 1911 on Dougherty Street just a block from the First Methodist Church where he grew up and still directs the singing in his Sunday school group."

Furthermore, Birchmore gets up every morning and walks 3 miles or more to keep his legs in shape. Later in the day, he swims at the Athens YMCA. And get this - he also can still walk on his hands.
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Originally Posted by mechanicalron
That would be one cute Fred
hold on here... I was informed that a female Fred is literally consisdered a "Doris"-(or is this just UK talk?)- cuz that is awesome..."rare female version." kudos to the person that named the Fred + Doris
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Originally Posted by AllenG
He and my father are friends.

I look for him every time I am in Athens. In fact I was there today, drove by Stone Henge and had a tasty lunch at Brett's. Didn't see Fred.
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Originally Posted by baron von trail
If she were on a bike, would she be a Fred?

Wilma.
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Originally Posted by baron von trail
If she were on a bike, would she be a Fred?

Uhhhh..... I don't really care. Yum!
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Now can I ask what the heck a "cager" is? Hey, I am on a roll here and need to catch up to you guys
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One who drives a car.
Cars are cages.
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Originally Posted by AllenG
One who drives a car.
Cars are cages.
O,,,, well that one sucked"THANKS"
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Hi To Whom it May Concern, The picture of the girl is heavenly, only wish I had the age to be able to pursue such a lass. She looks so natural so composed so totally confident that it's awe inspiring just to behold her simple yet magnetic quality. Thank whomever posted the wonderful vision of youth at the waters edge in all of her tranquility, beautifully captured............glen
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Yeah, what he said! ^
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Yeah....she kind of caught my eye too.
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Originally Posted by fm2200
Hi To Whom it May Concern, The picture of the girl is heavenly, only wish I had the age to be able to pursue such a lass. She looks so natural so composed so totally confident that it's awe inspiring just to behold her simple yet magnetic quality. Thank whomever posted the wonderful vision of youth at the waters edge in all of her tranquility, beautifully captured............glen
Or to put it another way - worth turning upside down for a closer inspection.
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Well now, I feel bad. I recently used "Fred" as an insult to another BF'r in regards to a particularly heated subject: gun control. After reading Fred's story, I have to say, that I'm quite impressed with Fred and now see the term as complimentary: adventurous, self-sufficient, cyclist, etc. I should apologize to the other BF'r as well as to Fred. My apologies. I'm intereseted in reading his book, may check Ebay. Rock and Rock, Fred.
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Originally Posted by mjw16
Well now, I feel bad. I recently used "Fred" as an insult to another BF'r in regards to a particularly heated subject: gun control. After reading Fred's story, I have to say, that I'm quite impressed with Fred and now see the term as complimentary: adventurous, self-sufficient, cyclist, etc. I should apologize to the other BF'r as well as to Fred. My apologies. I'm intereseted in reading his book, may check Ebay. Rock and Rock, Fred.
I think that everyone should have control of their gun. What's the issue?
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