I forgot to post this so it is coming a few days late.
On Friday my buddy and I were wrapping up our 15 mile ride home at over 25 mph riding single file on the far right side of the road. An SUV drove by a little too closely and someone BARKED loudly at us. You know the type; I can't tell you how many idiots feel like they need to try to scare us for some reason.
Anyway, he got caught in traffic about 400 yards up the road. As I rolled closer I was amazed to see that his window was still down (like most barkers; not very bright). I was even more amazed that he was getting ready to unleash some more verbal abuse even though he was clearly at a disadvantage.
I slowly rolled by his passenger window and he was able to scream "DAMN YOU" just before the contents of my water bottle hit him in the face. I could not hear anything else because we filtered for another 20 or so cars and then turned left at the 4 way stop sign to cut through some neighborhoods. He was a big boy but that did him no good sitting there in traffic.
I am still laughing a little about it but I am sure he already punished some other cyclist for my sins.
Needless to say, I have changed my route for a while