We've all heard it before... "get on the sidewalk!". Does anyone have some great one-liners to share to use as a response to that or some of the other common set-ups motorists provide us? I like using "the side-WHAT?', since a) it's not too inflammatory and b) might actually cause the guy to think when he shouts out the punchline. But I bet there are some other gems out there! What motorist complaints do you commonly hear (after HONK!)? What good come-backs do you know? What do you say to the guy with his window down who's passing way to close? Or did you once blurt out something totally hilarious in a situation that will probably never ever crop up again?
I plan to be prepared to take (or pretend to take) a photo and call police if I'm ever feeling really threatened, but I know I'll at least be THINKING what I'd really like to say out loud, instead of feeling totally flustered. One of my other favourites that I saw somewhere else on this forum, but will never (I hope) say out loud, was "I'm trying to see your point of view, but I CAN'T GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS!"