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    Custom commuter shirt

    So I was riding with a friend this weekend and was nearly run over by old people TWICE. I'm thinking of getting a tshirt made up with this on the back:

    DON'T HIT ME, I'M PAYING YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY

    Who's in? And any recommendations for a place that'll make them inexpensively?

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    Blocking your fire exits coffeecake's Avatar
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    I'm thinking if you do that, you might also want to invest in a rear-view mirror and get more health insurance.

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    Beer and nachos today!
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    Too much reading. They'll get target fixation reading it through their trifocals and run into you.

    I'm considering doing a custom shirt with a picture of a *** on it- something that will be recognizable as a *** even from a distance. If people think you're a wee bit bonkers, they're more likely to keep their distance.

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    How about


    DONT
    F%$*KING
    HIT ME!
    My blog about rides, bikes and builds: ridesgoneby.blogspot.com

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    Or maybe steal a cue from all those 'Baby on Board' signs and print one that says:


    CAUTION:
    HUMAN

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    It's true, man.
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    I saw one in here that always sounded perfect:

    My Ex
    Got the
    Car.

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    If you are in Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, or Wisconsin, there are these: http://www.3feetplease.com/

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    I'm assuming the old people were on bicycles, right?

    Were they wearing shirts that said, "Don't be such an ass, Factus10?" Because if not, I want to send them some.
    "The automobile became a hypnosis, the opium of the American people..." -James Agee, Fortune, September 1934

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    Blocking your fire exits coffeecake's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by RogerB View Post
    Were they wearing shirts that said, "Don't be such an ass, Factus10?" Because if not, I want to send them some.
    *snort*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainCool View Post
    If you are in Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, or Wisconsin, there are these: http://www.3feetplease.com/
    Nice shirt, don''t like the price.

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