This morning during the descent down the Williamsburg Bridge on the Manhattan side I see this zombie walking in the bike lane with a stroller yapping on a cellphone. The new lanes are finished and the signage is in place. I slowed down and said "Excuse me sir, but the pedestrian lane is over there... please? Please?" I would ignore him if it wasn't for the kid. It's like those idiots who wait off the curb for the light to change with the stroller in front of them in the traffic lane.
"Geez... I just got here!"
My jaw fell to the pavement, I was at loss of words in the face of such monumental stupidity. But he did walk over to the pedestrian lane immediately.