How do I clean my shoes?
I got caught in 2 unexpected downpours without my shoe covers today. Now my shoes smell so bad I can't stand to be in the room with them!
How bad do they smell?
- They make my entire 2-car garage stink
- They smell like a horse's stall
To quote the kid in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, "I wanted to run away...but you can't run away from your feet."
OK, so maybe they needed to be cleaned before the downpours.
My wife won't let me wash them in the laundry--she's convinced that if they're that loud in the tumbler they must be damaging something. So...how do I wash these things???