and then outran them. And made the cops laugh at them.
So first one rides up next to me within 3 inches to pass. I catch up at the next stop sign, yell that they need 3 feet of clearance, state law. Then continue to land next to them. Land next to her at a light. Light turns green, she goes up a BIG hill and back down, I follow, get next to her at the stop sign, wave. Next light too. Next light she speeds, runs the yellow just in time, turns off the road.
The next one rolled up to me while I'm right next to a bunch of parked cars, then beeped her horn. I... gave her the finger.
When there were no longer parked cars in my way, I moved further right--you know, as far right as possible, it's not possible to go too far right with cars in your way on the right.
Then I passed her.
Then I outran her to the next stop sign.
There were like 6 cops hanging out at the intersection, she rolled up while I was waiting for a car to cross the intersection, and stopped to ask directions from the cops. I pointed at her car and told them she beeped her horn to get ME out of HER way, then rode off while they laughed.
Holy crap, I'm outrunning cars.