Was rolling home from work tonight and saw a bike coming the other way. As it was about midnight he wisely had a decent flashing light on the front as do I. As he passed me I heard him shout something. At first I didn't make out what it was he said. I didn't realize it was directed at me until my brain put together what I heard:
"GET A CAR HIPPIE!"
That's when I busted out laughing. Pretty good greeting for another cyclist out at midnight. Usually I only see another bike or two on my 8-ish mile ride home from work, but tonight I saw five including this guy. Two who didn't have lights, a roadie who might have mistaken my cursing a car turning in front of me for him pulling out a little ahead of that, and a guy on a mountain bike with knobbies, a pannier and a heavy backpack who smoked me.