I can't decide. I really can't. I wish one of them was offered in my favorite color...but I don't have a favorite color. Hell, I don't really care what color my bike is.
I want a bike that will work for all of these: 1) be able beat the **** out of. 2) ride on the roads and some dirt, gravel, bike trails, maybe a set of steps here and there. 3) be a "fast" bike when I need it to be (i.e. holy ****, I'm late for work, dinner, whatever fast). 4) possibly ride in snow, but definitely sleet and rain. 5) sometimes ride with a rack and/or fenders. 6) be easy to upgrade later. 7) be comfortable to ride if I get a wild hair up my ass and decide to go for a 50+ mile bike ride one day or decide I want to ride across the US. 8) work if I decide to become completely car free. 9) be able to haul a trailer. 10) ensures that I'll never post something along the lines of this type of post again....EVER.
Please help me.
Lastly...these are ONLY bikes I want. HHHHEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!