Dude decided he was going to speed up and make a right turn in front of me rather than wait for me to clear the parking lot entrance. He instead collided with my front wheel, knocking me down. The guy then proceeded to park his car where I couldn't see the license plates, get out, and yell unintelligible obscenities in my direction, at which point he got back in his car and left.
I called the police, but Abilene's legendarily worthless police department refused to get off of their butt, instead instructing me to get a ride down to the police station where I can file a report in person.
I'll bet money the guy works there. He was wearing a mechanic's uniform and pulling in to a body shop when he hit me. I'll stop by there on my way to the station and see if I can get the license plate #.
Broke a couple of spoke on the front wheel, so on the bright side I can finally justify buying a new wheelset.