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Old 02-24-05, 12:36 PM
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Too funny. I think some of these are more hilarious in a local context. I like the "Out of the gene pool" one myself. Gotta get one of those.
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My favourite is a "Jesus" fish with feet and "Darwin" written inside it.
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Old 02-24-05, 12:51 PM
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"Mini vans are tangible evidence of evil."


It was on a mini van. I don't know if they knew it was there or not. Funny either way.
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Used to have this one on my car a long time ago:

"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it"
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Old 02-24-05, 01:19 PM
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caution in case of rapture this car will be unmanned
Come to think of it, I recently saw: Come the rapture can I have your car?
And in a shopping center: I know there's a hell. I work in retail.
And here's a classic: It takes leather balls to play rugby
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Old 02-24-05, 03:18 PM
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Old 02-24-05, 03:29 PM
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On a beat-up rust bucket driven by a native in my home town:

"Genuine Indian Car."

I think it's great when people have a sense of humour about themselves........
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Old 02-24-05, 05:35 PM
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I look weird but I'd kick your a$$ on Jeopardy!
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Old 02-24-05, 05:57 PM
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My friend and I were walking back to the car after leaving a club one night and someone had the following: "Fight crime.. shoot back!"
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Old 02-24-05, 06:12 PM
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Old 02-24-05, 07:20 PM
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I've got a ton of punk stickers on my car. Some funny stickers are "god was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

another is "why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"

Too bad (actually, it's a damn good thing) I never drive my car anymore so nobody sees my stickers. So now my bike has stickers covering it from microcosm publishing.
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Old 02-24-05, 09:02 PM
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"I Love (heart) carbs"

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Old 02-24-05, 09:39 PM
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Funny because it was on a truck: "If all else fails, hug your teddy bear"
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Old 02-24-05, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Blackberry
Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an Idiot.
Howsabout Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an A$$hole.
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"My child was prisoner of the month at the County Jail"
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Here's tons of bicycle stickers, t-shirts. and more.

https://www.microcosmpublishing.com/c...ckers/bicycle/
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Old 02-26-05, 01:04 PM
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