Favorite bumper sticker recently observed . . .
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Too funny. I think some of these are more hilarious in a local context. I like the "Out of the gene pool" one myself. Gotta get one of those.
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"Mini vans are tangible evidence of evil."
It was on a mini van. I don't know if they knew it was there or not. Funny either way.
It was on a mini van. I don't know if they knew it was there or not. Funny either way.
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Used to have this one on my car a long time ago:
"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it"
"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it"
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Originally Posted by cabana 4 life
caution in case of rapture this car will be unmanned
And in a shopping center: I know there's a hell. I work in retail.
And here's a classic: It takes leather balls to play rugby
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"Cthulu For President-
Why Choose The LESSER Evil?"
Why Choose The LESSER Evil?"
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On a beat-up rust bucket driven by a native in my home town:
"Genuine Indian Car."
I think it's great when people have a sense of humour about themselves........
"Genuine Indian Car."
I think it's great when people have a sense of humour about themselves........
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"My kid can beat the crap out of your honor student"
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Visulize... using your turn signal
Missing your cat... look under my wheel
Horn Broken, watch for finger
Missing your cat... look under my wheel
Horn Broken, watch for finger
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On my truck:
I look weird but I'd kick your a$$ on Jeopardy!
I look weird but I'd kick your a$$ on Jeopardy!
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My friend and I were walking back to the car after leaving a club one night and someone had the following: "Fight crime.. shoot back!"
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I've got a ton of punk stickers on my car. Some funny stickers are "god was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"
another is "why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"
Too bad (actually, it's a damn good thing) I never drive my car anymore so nobody sees my stickers. So now my bike has stickers covering it from microcosm publishing.
another is "why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"
Too bad (actually, it's a damn good thing) I never drive my car anymore so nobody sees my stickers. So now my bike has stickers covering it from microcosm publishing.
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Originally Posted by Blackberry
Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an Idiot.
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Here's tons of bicycle stickers, t-shirts. and more.
https://www.microcosmpublishing.com/c...ckers/bicycle/
https://www.microcosmpublishing.com/c...ckers/bicycle/
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