Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Texas Hill Country
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Originally Posted by oddjob2
Lycra, coming to the Lone Star State. But does it come with air conditioning
Texas is an unrelenting hell-hole. The temp is >135F even in winter, the heavily armed, booted, hatted, huge buckled & psychotic locals roam the barely paved utterly flat roads in an alcohol fueled rage searching for cyclists to vent unspeakable horrors upon. Did you think that BBQ was...beef?...tastes like pork.....mmmmm.
Or as my favorite roadside sign reads: "Welcome to Texas, Now Take Your Yankee --S Back Home."
'74 Raleigh International - '77 Trek TX900FG - '92 Vitus 979 - '10 Merckx EMX-3- '11 Soma Stanyan
Last edited by Bandera; 08-21-13 at 04:15 PM.