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Thread: Spell checker

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    Time for a change. stapfam's Avatar
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    Sorry about this, but I have been noticing several typo errors on my postings. Then theres the spelling mistakes, and the poor grammar. To get to a lighter note- this was sent to me so I will pass it on.

    Eye have a spelling checker
    It came with my pea sea
    It plainly marques for my revue
    Miss takes I can knot sea

    Eye strike the quays and type a
    Word and weight for it to say,
    Weather I am rite oar wrong, it
    Shows me strait aweigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is made, it
    Nose bee four two long
    And eye can put the error rite -
    It's rare lea ever wrong.

    I've run this poem threw it
    I am shore yore pleas two no,
    It's letter perfect in its weigh
    My checker tolled me sew.

    Back to cycling-- looks good for tomorrow and we mite real ley get sum son to burn of the ear ley mourning missed- so breakfast is on the cards.
    How long was I in the army? Five foot seven.

    Spike Milligan

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    The spell cheque that is on my pee see says that labour,neighbour and colour are all spealt rong.Oh well what can ewe dew.

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