News Flash for Immediate Distribution Official 2007 Goal Central Report
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News Flash for Immediate Distribution Official 2007 Goal Central Report
Submitted in my best self congratulatory tone:
Goal Central's '07 goal projection data center is now officially declaring that based on a scientific sampling of the available data (76 miles, 8 days = 9.5 m/d x 365 d/y = 3475 m/y) that Terrierman will meet / exceed his stated annual laughably modest mileage goal of 2,500 miles by a comfortable margin. We are declaring Terrierman victor over his opponent, Couch Potato. Further, based on the available wieght loss data in 2007, (1.4 lbs, 8 days = .175 lbs/d x 365 d/y = 63.875 lbs)we are projecting Terrierman to meet/exceed his again laughable weight loss goal of 20 pounds. We anticipate an acceptance speech from Mr. Man shortly...
Goal Central's '07 goal projection data center is now officially declaring that based on a scientific sampling of the available data (76 miles, 8 days = 9.5 m/d x 365 d/y = 3475 m/y) that Terrierman will meet / exceed his stated annual laughably modest mileage goal of 2,500 miles by a comfortable margin. We are declaring Terrierman victor over his opponent, Couch Potato. Further, based on the available wieght loss data in 2007, (1.4 lbs, 8 days = .175 lbs/d x 365 d/y = 63.875 lbs)we are projecting Terrierman to meet/exceed his again laughable weight loss goal of 20 pounds. We anticipate an acceptance speech from Mr. Man shortly...
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