News Flash for Immediate Distribution Official 2007 Goal Central Report
Submitted in my best self congratulatory tone:
Goal Central's '07 goal projection data center is now officially declaring that based on a scientific sampling of the available data (76 miles, 8 days = 9.5 m/d x 365 d/y = 3475 m/y) that Terrierman will meet / exceed his stated annual laughably modest mileage goal of 2,500 miles by a comfortable margin. We are declaring Terrierman victor over his opponent, Couch Potato. Further, based on the available wieght loss data in 2007, (1.4 lbs, 8 days = .175 lbs/d x 365 d/y = 63.875 lbs)we are projecting Terrierman to meet/exceed his again laughable weight loss goal of 20 pounds. We anticipate an acceptance speech from Mr. Man shortly...
It's all downhill from here. Except the parts that are uphill.