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    Scientists Predict New Ice Age

    Comet McNaught caused by global warming

    Written by Rusty Pipes
    January 12, 2007


    Brazier: Scientists confirm that the blazing hot tail of Comet McNaught will seen clearly this evening across the Western sky and that it actually is an accumulation of hair and underarm spray from America, mixed with bovine flatulence and French body odor. While many thought the end of the world would come someday, few realized it would be shortly after the Patriots smash the Chargers into the turf this Sunday.

    Pieces of the hoary ice ball are expected to flake off and pepper the earth in an icy rain from heaven and trigger a global change in the weather that could last a thousand years. The same scientists that predicted the hazards of global warming now blame mankind for this impending disaster and for the new ice age that is expected to be “kindled” by this cosmic event.

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    That's glowball warming

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    They predicted 18 hurricanes this year too.
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    It can't be the end pf the world yet....
    the Cubs haven't won the World Series yet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
    It can't be the end pf the world yet....
    the Cubs haven't won the World Series yet!
    If that's what it takes, I reckon we're safe for a good long time.

    PS. I loved Ernie Banks and Ron Santo. Sorry they never got a ring. Go Cubbies!
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    Blackberry has it right, we can count on the Scrubs to keep the world from ending for the forseeable future.
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    What's this nonsense about the Patriots? Rubbish!
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    That's pretty good. However I'm very sensitive to knocks on the Chargers as Philip Rivers is my #1 guy.....although I agree the Pats will be a huge challenge for him.

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    Go Razorbacks! This is the year of the Pig! Woo Pig Sooie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagathon
    Comet McNaught caused by global warming

    Written by Rusty Pipes
    January 12, 2007


    Brazier: ..... is an accumulation of hair and underarm spray from America, mixed with bovine flatulence and French body odor. While many thought the end of the world would come someday, few realized it would be shortly after the Patriots smash the Chargers into the turf this Sunday.

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    Lets see,,, America (USA), bovine (Bovia), French (France), Patriots (Massataxes),
    Chargers (Loopy Diego). Sounds like a U.N. plot to me.

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    Pretty easy to make that prediction if you live here in Northern California. IT'S COLD OUT THERE.bk

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