My knee hurts.
It's raining all day today anyway.
My 15 year old daughter, bless her heart, awoke me at 4 a.m. because she had just, um, "tossed her cookies" all over the floor, bed, area rug, you name it. Poor thing isn't sick -- something clearly didn't agree with her. That kept us up for a while! She's asleep now, thank goodness.
So I'm off to the grocery store (by car, dammit) to get air freshener, paper towels (I used all I had!), and ibuprofin.
Happy President's Day, fellow 'Merkins!