Did my first ride.
Someone paved all the streets with silk.
15 mph winds felt like soft breezes.
Someone took all the bumps away.
Didn't miss my iPod.
Had not one, but TWO distaff cyclists wish me a pleasant afternoon at traffic lights.
Couldn't find the small hills that used to be in the neighborhood.
The only difference was the new bike, so...I'm taking it back. Nothing should be this good.