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    That's Just Great

    Here, via our friends at AARP, is a list of 50 things everyone should know how to do by age 50. So far, the only thing I can say I've properly learned how to do is fall down (Thank you, Hulk Hogan). I can say from experience that washing the dishes naked or dressing up like Tarzan did not lead to the desired results.

    http://www.aarpmagazine.org/lifestyl...s_to_know.html
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    I need more cowbell. Digital Gee's Avatar
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    I have to remember the Law of Olive Garden.
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    I'm not a member but my wife is. That rag comes here once a month, I wonder how many trees die for it.

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    These are the people trying to tell me how to live? Kirk Douglas, Donald Trump, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Suze Orman, Henry Winkler, Kathy Ireland, Al Roker, Wolf Blitzer, Engelbert Humperdinck.

    I'll keep trying to manage myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by George
    These are the people trying to tell me how to live? Kirk Douglas, Donald Trump, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Suze Orman, Henry Winkler, Kathy Ireland, Al Roker, Wolf Blitzer, Engelbert Humperdinck.

    I'll keep trying to manage myself.
    Yeah, like we have a lot in common with those people.

    Good call George.

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    My favorite was when they ran an article featuring the wisdom and life lessons of Robin Williams.

    The mag came out about one day after he entered rehab for his alcoholism, which of course stemed from his remorse over his nasty divorce which followed an affair he was having with the nanny.

    As the saying goes, you can always at least serve as a bad example.

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    Item number one on that list cracked me up. I could just hear Rodney Dangerfield say, "After 30 years of marriage, any sex is great sex."
    Oh I used to be disgusted and now I try to be amused. But since their wings have got rusted, you know, the angels wanna wear my red shoes. But when they told me 'bout their side of the bargain, that's when I knew that I could not refuse. And I won't get any older, now the angels wanna wear my red shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Weak Link
    My favorite was when they ran an article featuring the wisdom and life lessons of Robin Williams.

    The mag came out about one day after he entered rehab for his alcoholism, which of course stemed from his remorse over his nasty divorce which followed an affair he was having with the nanny.

    As the saying goes, you can always at least serve as a bad example.
    Hey, he has a very impressive collection of bicycles.

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    Some of those on the list I really DON'T think I need to know!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BSLeVan
    Item number one on that list cracked me up. I could just hear Rodney Dangerfield say, "After 30 years of marriage, any sex is great sex."
    See? You COULD benefit from that story....

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