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    Strangest dream...

    Last night I dreamed I was riding along in the largest sized Hummer (it was bright yellow with a large number 7 painted on the front hood and both side front doors). There were also bike racks on the front rear and top... each holding three or four road bikes. When I would come upon a rider at the side of the road with mechanical problems, I would stop and give them a replacement bike. Then I would continue on my journey looking for drivers that were rude to cyclist. I would run these drivers off the road with my Hummer, and yell out of the window, "If you can't be nice, keep it in the driveway." As the dream progressed, the bikes on the racks always seemed to replace themselves, as if by magic, and the people who were rude always apologized. This may be the last time I eat pepperoni pizza late at night.
    Oh I used to be disgusted and now I try to be amused. But since their wings have got rusted, you know, the angels wanna wear my red shoes. But when they told me 'bout their side of the bargain, that's when I knew that I could not refuse. And I won't get any older, now the angels wanna wear my red shoes.

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    I had my share of strange and weird dreams that don't make sense when I open my eyes. Once I jumped (or fallen) out of bed dodging machete blows from a man in a wheelchair after watching "Hotel Ruwanda". I basically wake up the whole household with laughter after I tell them what happened.

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    Have you been visiting TWL?

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    I'll be looking for you coming through Indiana!
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    just keep riding BluesDawg's Avatar
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    I dreamed I was a traveling salesman named Kevin Finnerty. Then I heard ducks, saw a flashing light and woke up in a mob war.

    ps- Waiting for the last episode of The Sopranos to air is driving me nuts!
    The more you ride your bike, the less your ass will hurt.

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    Let's do a Century jppe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesDawg
    I dreamed I was a traveling salesman named Kevin Finnerty. Then I heard ducks, saw a flashing light and woke up in a mob war.

    ps- Waiting for the last episode of The Sopranos to air is driving me nuts!

    I sure hope you don't keep any loaded weapons on the nightstand!!!!

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    I dream of winning the TDF.

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    just keep riding BluesDawg's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by oilman_15106
    I dream of winning the TDF.
    Doper!
    The more you ride your bike, the less your ass will hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oilman_15106
    I dream of winning the TDF.
    Hummers, bikes, winning the TDF. You guys are sick. One word, Halle Berry.
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