OK, gang...here's a sure-fire, can't miss idea that will net us millions, a make some of us famous as well.
I propose that we all cash in all of our assets, including the homes we live in, and invest in a feature length film centering around 50-plus cycling.
The ideas for a title and a synopsis are endless. I'll start the ball rolling with a pair of doozies...
Title: "The White Bike"
Synopsis: A middle aged man from Ohio spends his last dollar to buy the white bike of his childhood dreams. Penniless but proud, he sets out across the North American Continent in search of love and redemption. Very "European" in name and concept.
Title: "Snot Rocket: The Movie!!!"
Synopsis: Drawing on the current popularity of "moron stunt films," we stage an international competition for booger blasting by over-50 cyclists. There will be no drug testing. Repeat...there will be no drug testing. Anything goes, as wacky oldsters from around the globe come to the competition in hopes of glory! (Guest judges will include Raquel Welch and Angie Dickenson.)