I'm not going clipless.
It's MY bike, and I don't want to go clipless. I know most of you think I'm a danged fool for not doing it, but you aren't me, and you aren't in my shoes, so to speak, and as people like to point out from time to time on this forum, we've all reached the age where we don't have to worry (or shouldn't worry) about what other people think. So I'm going to ride with what makes ME comfortable.
But, if you just can't stand passing up the opportunity to point out what a complete Fred I am, then here's your thread. Have at it. Enjoy yourself.
I have an actual question about changing pedals which I hope will yield a serious response or two, so I'll put that in another thread. This one is reserved for trashing the G-man.
Go ahead. Make my day.