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Old 08-18-07, 09:58 AM   #1
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Saw This Bumper Sticker Today

I'm 65. I break for no reason at all.
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I'm 65. I break for no reason at all.
- due to osteoporosis or a homophone?

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Old 08-18-07, 10:22 AM   #3
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My favorite bumper sticker ever: "I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to stick it".
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Old 08-18-07, 11:13 AM   #4
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Old 08-18-07, 01:41 PM   #5
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- due to osteoporosis or a homophone?

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Old 08-18-07, 02:16 PM   #6
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Old 08-18-07, 03:23 PM   #7
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Old 08-18-07, 05:31 PM   #8
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All of a sudden I have a hankerin' to eat potatoe chips.
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My favorite bumper sticker was on the back of a high dollar convertable with a VERY HOT girl driving. It said:

Yes I do, but not with you
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Old 08-19-07, 02:14 PM   #11
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This one had me laughing; "Hey, I'm Not In Your Hurry". bk
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Old 08-19-07, 03:23 PM   #13
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A variation on "My other car is a Porsche"

Seen on the rear of an old Car- "My other car is rubbish Too"
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The second funniest bumper sticker ever:

Your honor student is nothing but a pawn in the paws of my evil dachshund's plan for world domination.
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Old 08-19-07, 10:49 PM   #16
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My Child Was Inmate of the Month at County Jail. bk
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Visualize whirled peas

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Old 08-20-07, 09:51 PM   #22
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