Saw This Bumper Sticker Today
08-18-07, 09:58 AM
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Saw This Bumper Sticker Today
I'm 65. I break for no reason at all.
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08-18-07, 10:06 AM
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- due to osteoporosis or a homophone?
:-)
:-)
08-18-07, 10:22 AM
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My favorite bumper sticker ever: "I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to stick it".
08-18-07, 11:13 AM
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08-18-07, 01:41 PM
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08-18-07, 02:16 PM
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08-18-07, 03:23 PM
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08-18-07, 05:31 PM
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All of a sudden I have a hankerin' to eat potatoe chips.
08-18-07, 08:33 PM
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Good one JT
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It's all downhill from here. Except the parts that are uphill.
08-18-07, 08:53 PM
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My favorite bumper sticker was on the back of a high dollar convertable with a VERY HOT girl driving. It said:
Yes I do, but not with you
Yes I do, but not with you
08-19-07, 03:23 PM
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A variation on "My other car is a Porsche"
Seen on the rear of an old Car- "My other car is rubbish Too"
Seen on the rear of an old Car- "My other car is rubbish Too"
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How long was I in the army? Five foot seven.
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08-19-07, 03:26 PM
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I need more cowbell.
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"My other car is full carbon."
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08-19-07, 03:46 PM
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The second funniest bumper sticker ever:
Your honor student is nothing but a pawn in the paws of my evil dachshund's plan for world domination.
Your honor student is nothing but a pawn in the paws of my evil dachshund's plan for world domination.
08-20-07, 12:01 AM
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From an ex-girlfriend who was (is) really into yoga:
"My karma ran over your dogma"
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"My karma ran over your dogma"
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08-20-07, 03:57 PM
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My 3 all time favs:
Visualize whirled peas
Eschew obsfucation
Government by fad
Visualize whirled peas
Eschew obsfucation
Government by fad
08-20-07, 09:51 PM
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What would the French know about Testosterone? Free Floyd!
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"Nuke The Unborn Gay Whales For Jesus…"
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