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    Ride Daddy Ride Jet Travis's Avatar
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    Saw This Bumper Sticker Today

    I'm 65. I break for no reason at all.
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    370H-SSV-0773H linux_author's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Travis View Post
    I'm 65. I break for no reason at all.
    - due to osteoporosis or a homophone?

    :-)

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    My favorite bumper sticker ever: "I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to stick it".

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    370H-SSV-0773H linux_author's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Weak Link View Post
    "I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to stick it".

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    Ride Daddy Ride Jet Travis's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by linux_author View Post
    - due to osteoporosis or a homophone?

    :-)
    My spelling teacher and me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Travis View Post
    My spelling teacher and me.
    Now THAT was funnie.

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    His Brain is Gone! Tom Bombadil's Avatar
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    All of a sudden I have a hankerin' to eat potatoe chips.

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    Good one JT
    It's all downhill from here. Except the parts that are uphill.

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    Senior Curmudgeon Halfast's Avatar
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    My favorite bumper sticker was on the back of a high dollar convertable with a VERY HOT girl driving. It said:

    Yes I do, but not with you
    "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."

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    This one had me laughing; "Hey, I'm Not In Your Hurry". bk

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    "My cat is smarter than your A student and is potty trained."

    On the back of my car.

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    Time for a change. stapfam's Avatar
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    A variation on "My other car is a Porsche"

    Seen on the rear of an old Car- "My other car is rubbish Too"
    How long was I in the army? Five foot seven.


    Spike Milligan

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    I need more cowbell. Digital Gee's Avatar
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    "My other car is full carbon."
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    The second funniest bumper sticker ever:

    Your honor student is nothing but a pawn in the paws of my evil dachshund's plan for world domination.

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    "Help fight world hunger--eat a rat"

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    "My kid can kick the crap out of your honor student..."

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    From an ex-girlfriend who was (is) really into yoga:

    "My karma ran over your dogma"

    - L.

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    "Lord, help me to be the person my Dog thinks I am."
    Youth we got, what we need is a fountain of Smart!

    "Does it ever occur to you that I am sometimes thinking?"

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    My Child Was Inmate of the Month at County Jail. bk

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    My 3 all time favs:

    Visualize whirled peas

    Eschew obsfucation

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    What would the French know about Testosterone? Free Floyd!

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    "Nuke The Unborn Gay Whales For Jesus…"

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    "………………………" - Marcel Marceau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Travis View Post
    My spelling teacher and me.
    Looks like a couple of typical Hoosiers.

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    My favorite from my college days...............


    .............Support The Right To Arm Bears............

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