I must be getting younger
I was out riding this morning and a friend of mine was coming off another road and I caught her when I came down the hill. She had ridden the Hotter n Hell yesterday and was out on a recovery ride and I was finishing getting a good ride in on my new recumbent. She said she was going to ride some more and did I want to go. Being as she is beautiful.....................I said yes.:o
She is 24 years younger and 80 lbs. lighter, riding a carbon DF.............and did I say she is very pretty**********???............so we were tooling along for another 5 miles and we came to a hill.:cry: My maximum heart rate has been around 158. My moniter beeped, and my heart was 168. SOOOOOOOOOOOO, If my maximum heart rate is 10 beats faster, it must mean I'm 10 years younger. No********************? Or maybe it was beating just from riding w/a pretty lady. Anyway, when I got back to my turnoff, she thanked me for riding w/her and said she would be getting in touch to ride more.:beer: Now, if I can just survive the hills around here.:D |
Well done. You realize were rocking the cradle, as they say. :D I shall raise a glass to your good fortune!
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Good fortune has some drawbacks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
she's married:cry::cry::cry: |
Watch out. Younger women will make you older faster than anything I know.
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Originally Posted by BluesDawg
(Post 5147411)
Watch out. Younger women will make you older faster than anything I know.
That's funny. BTW, are you speaking from experience**********????;) |
Originally Posted by BluesDawg
(Post 5147411)
Younger women will make you older faster than anything I know.
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Never, ever, underestimate the affect of a pretty woman on a middle-aged man.
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Originally Posted by card
(Post 5147338)
My maximum heart rate has been around 158. My moniter beeped, and my heart was 168.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO, If my maximum heart rate is 10 beats faster, it must mean I'm 10 years younger. No********************? Or maybe it was beating just from riding w/a pretty lady. Anyway, when I got back to my turnoff, she thanked me for riding w/her and said she would be getting in touch to ride more.:beer: Now, if I can just survive the hills around here.:D |
She's married? But maybe she has a kid sister.
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Put her in front of your garage door and get a picture!
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So, what do you attribute the hummingbird heart rate to?
Was there really a hill, or was it just the scenery? Inquiring minds...... |
Originally Posted by kerlenbach@cfl.
(Post 5147897)
Never, ever, underestimate the affect of a pretty woman on a middle-aged man.
Originally Posted by cyclezealot
(Post 5147915)
So did you bother to note what happened to your HRM as she pedaled off into the sunset? What cycling does to people..
Originally Posted by CrossChain
(Post 5147943)
She's married? But maybe she has a kid sister.
Originally Posted by cccorlew
(Post 5148027)
So, what do you attribute the hummingbird heart rate to?
Was there really a hill, or was it just the scenery? Inquiring minds......
Originally Posted by Wildwood
(Post 5147845)
Younger MARRIED can make you older fast, and younger jealous husbands and make you deader fast. Watch your back.
So now for the rest of the story. She really is a very pretty woman and her and her husband have been my friends for many years. We are old golfing buddies. She rides every evening and I ride every morning when I'm not on the road. We've planned on riding some together, but the schedules never coincided. I didn't know how strong of a rider she really is. She would hammer me into the ground................but at least, now I have incentive to get faster and I'll do it. I don't ride w/people so I have had nothing to guage my performance, and my biking condition must be pretty damn bad. |
Originally Posted by CrossChain
(Post 5147943)
She's married? But maybe she has a kid sister.
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Originally Posted by card
(Post 5148959)
Actually her husband is older than I am.
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Originally Posted by Louis
(Post 5149491)
He doesn't ride?
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Originally Posted by card
(Post 5152192)
Nope, He plays golf.
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Originally Posted by card
(Post 5152192)
Nope, He plays golf.
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Now I know I can't keep up if I ride w/her the next few days. Yesterday was the second ride on a new recumbent and my knees are killing me today. Going to have to get a lower gear and spin more, even though my average cadence was higher yesterday than on any other ride the last 2 months.
Having a riding partner AND a different type bike may be a little too much. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................keep riding the bent or go back to the Moots.......... :D;) |
Originally Posted by cyclezealot
(Post 5147915)
I have come up to and pass some obvious female with incredible legs. He pig tail protruding thru her helmet. then I see her face and she is like 70. It has happened more than once.
Does this mean that my legs will still be great when I'm 70? Oh and where have you been? Haven't you heard that the popular trend now is older woman/younger man? Maybe you should join the bandwagon...:p |
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