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hoss10 09-06-07 06:39 PM

This is Funny!
 
Deleted! Didn't know a little humour would offend. Sorry.

mtnbk3000 09-06-07 06:42 PM

wow, i don't know what to say

Big Paulie 09-06-07 06:46 PM

This is the kind of borderline-off-topic, cutsey post that will destroy this forum as sure as we're sitting here. Moderator, please move this thread back to the humor section, where it belongs.

tsl 09-06-07 07:22 PM

Dang! Whatever happened to the "We don't need no stinking moderator" crowd?

Mojo Slim 09-06-07 07:23 PM

There's a humor thread?

hoss10 09-06-07 07:34 PM

It was just a fake "Dear Abby" letter ending with a bike joke.

Markok765 09-06-07 07:46 PM

PM plz.

Tom Bombadil 09-06-07 07:46 PM

Someone now must step up and supply a funny story.

Perhaps a Diego???

JanMM 09-06-07 08:24 PM

While riding to work the other day, I saw two men walk into a bar. You would think that one of them would have seen it.

Digital Gee 09-06-07 09:34 PM

A Shetland pony walks into a bar. Bartender takes one look, and says "Why the long face?"

"I'm a little horse."

<rimshot>

Red Baron 09-07-07 07:12 AM

A priest, a rabbi and an agnostic walk into a bar. Bartender says 'Is this some kind of Joke'?

John E 09-07-07 07:45 AM

A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"

Trsnrtr 09-07-07 07:48 AM

A guy walks in to a bar crying and the bartender asks why. The guy says that his wife broke her jaw and had to have her mouth wired shut and can't talk for two months.

The bartender says "Don't worry, the time will fly by and be over before you know it."

The man says "I know, the wires come off tomorrow!" :cry:

hoss10 09-07-07 09:20 AM

I was about to post a rather scathing (and amusing) response to the comments regarding my post. After reading a PM, am I to infer that the response was not directed at the post but at a problem with moderators moving topics? Did I miss read sarcasm and delete my post, and over react? I hope so, because I was somewhat offended by the response. But my rebuttal was brilliant! Wow I don’t usually miss sarcasm.

PS Here is a link to the “offending” post. http://www.howtoavoidthebummerlife.c.../yep.html#more

Big Paulie 09-07-07 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by hoss10 (Post 5225974)
I was about to post a rather scathing (and amusing) response to the comments regarding my post. After reading a PM, am I to infer that the response was not directed at the post but at a problem with moderators moving topics? Did I miss read sarcasm and delete my post, and over react? I hope so, because I was somewhat offended by the response. But my rebuttal was brilliant! Wow I don’t usually miss sarcasm.


"My bad" all the way, Hoss. I should have more clear about my intended sarcasm which was not directed at you. I apologize for the bad feelings I generated with my poorly concieved post.

:o:o:o

The joke was very funny, and perfectly suited for this forum...which of course makes it a prime candidate to either removal or transfer to some other forum.

Why not post your response anyway...it's probabaly great!

Jet Travis 09-07-07 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by hoss10 (Post 5225974)
am I to infer that the response was not directed at the post but at a problem with moderators moving topics? ]

This is why we need a 50+ forum. We're not a bunch of loosers who think that "infer" and "imply" mean the same thing. BTW that joke seems pretty tame, but that's just me.

Bud Bent 09-07-07 10:23 AM

This is the problem when two senile people argue: neither one has a clue what the other meant.

stonecrd 09-07-07 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by hoss10 (Post 5225974)

PS Here is a link to the “offending” post. http://www.howtoavoidthebummerlife.c.../yep.html#more

I thought it was funny and bike centric

maddmaxx 09-07-07 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by stonecrd (Post 5226443)
I thought it was funny and bike centric

It should definately go to the shop as cracks in carbon are dangerous and usually non reparable...................................................:rolleyes:

hoss10 09-07-07 10:29 AM


This is the problem when two senile people argue: neither one has a clue what the other meant.
What do you mean by that! I for one, Oh geeze where are my glasses. What was I saying?

stonecrd 09-07-07 10:32 AM

Calfee could repair it, he is the Chuck Norris of CF.

Big Paulie 09-07-07 10:32 AM

What occurs to me is that the wife and the Cervelo shop mechanic are the ones having an affair...or maybe it's the wife and Calfee? Or Chuch Norris?

maddmaxx 09-07-07 10:37 AM

Oh heck, don't worry about the wife........the poor guy's got a crack in his Cervelo...:eek:

stonecrd 09-07-07 10:39 AM

Its only the stem for crikes sake. Not like a top tube or something

Big Paulie 09-07-07 11:05 AM

Are any of these women the wife in question?

http://copenhagengirlsonbikes.blogspot.com/

Just askin' ...


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