This has sort of been my definition of aging. "You know you're too old when..." (love to hear some of these again, ..anybody have favorites). One of my unspoken ones has been:
"your handlebars are higher than your seat"
But to accomodate some shoulder pain issues, I just raised the handlebars on my commuter bike "above the seat." I've crossed that line, and... I kinda like it.
[and now another joke I can't resist telling (somebody seriously ban me from this forum)..
After repeatedly saying "sh*t, I missed" on virtually every golf swing, and being told by his golf partner --a priest-- "the lord will strike you down," after one final outburst from Mr. foulmouth, a bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and struck the priest dead. As Mr foulmouth stood there stunned, he heard a loud voice from above say, "sh*t, I missed."]