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The Dream 50 Plus BF Poster
Let's create the "perfect" 50 Plus poster.
Some things like: Age Weight Height Sex "Orientation" General Appearance Income Family Status Bike's Owned Monthly Milage Career Clipless? Bike color(s)? Etc... :D:D:D |
More than 50 years old.
Sex.....yes. Monthly milage......more than # of posts. |
Originally Posted by Big Paulie
(Post 5289064)
Let's create the "perfect" 50 Plus poster.
Some things like: Age In their prime. Weight A BMI index of 18 to 20 Height One that fits the bike Sex Yes please "Orientation" Doesn't matter as long it is not BENT General Appearance Smart Income Enough Family Status Head of the family- The ruler- He who must be obeyed so that family Things don't get in the way of Biking Bike's Owned N+2 Monthly Milage Milage doesn't matter- providing that when Gary turns up out of the blue- He has enough fitness to join him on the 100 miler up the mountains Ideal would be retired but consultant to Lance to keep the Supply of suitable bikes to 50+ members at a 60% discount Etc... :D:D:D Only thing I would add would be What Vehicle for bike transportation. |
The perfect poster would be my opposite.
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Age 50+
Weight, weight, don't tell me... Height of wisdom. Sex only with the willing. "Orientation" Should absolutely know the best side of a north facing horse is on the north. General Appearance requires all enlisted men to stand at attention, just as any other officer. Income commensurate with skills and experience. Family Status should be known by the individual. Names of all immediate family members should be known with little or no prompting and minimal usage of notes. Bike's Owned or even better, member owned by bikes. Monthly Milage or kilometerage depending on country or origin. Career the more bohemian the better... sandal inspector, macrame artist etc. will be given top ratings. Etc... Extra points given for the most loving memories of the most mundane moments about a bicyle, and the ability to compose messages about these mundane moments that would bore avid readers to tears. But, we will all avidly read them because we are all hooked, and care about each other, even though most of us have never met, and never will... |
Bo Derek is now 51. She would be the ideal over 50 poster. Especially if she included photos.
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Originally Posted by The Weak Link
(Post 5290048)
Bo Derek is now 51. She would be the ideal over 50 poster. Especially if she included photos.
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Originally Posted by Beverly
(Post 5290136)
Mel Gibson is 51, too. I'd rather see photos of him.:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by The Weak Link
(Post 5290048)
Bo Derek is now 51. She would be the ideal over 50 poster. Especially if she included photos.
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Originally Posted by The Weak Link
(Post 5290048)
Bo Derek is now 51. She would be the ideal over 50 poster. Especially if she included photos.
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Originally Posted by maddmaxx
(Post 5290906)
Bo Derek is a 51********** What is that......inflation?
-soma5 |
But what about the bikes?
Certainly a perfect poster would have a Wright Van Cleve as the jewel in their collection. I'm not sure if they came in white though. |
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Maybe we should start here as an ideal 50 plus poster, and then work down...
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Originally Posted by Artkansas
(Post 5290378)
Kim Basinger was born the same day I was. She could be the Anti-Artkansas. :p
That was the last time I ever rode a day of BRAG without a camera on my bike. :( |
Originally Posted by Big Paulie
(Post 5293032)
Maybe we should start here as an ideal 50 plus poster, and then work down...
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Originally Posted by BluesDawg
(Post 5293195)
You won't believe me, but I actually pushed Kim Basinger around a parking lot in Braselton, GA while she sat side saddle on my Bridgestone.:D
B*ll Sh*T!!!!! :D:D:D (BTW, that lame Batman outfit was a bit much for a "Ride Across Georgia," BluesDawg!) |
How come my attached images don't show up on my posts...at least, on my computer? I'm logged on...
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Originally Posted by Big Paulie
(Post 5293853)
How come my attached images don't show up on my posts...at least, on my computer? I'm logged on...
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Originally Posted by The Weak Link
(Post 5290048)
Bo Derek is now 51. She would be the ideal over 50 poster. Especially if she included photos.
You may want to pick a number between 3-7 if you see her in her element. Rowr! |
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Originally Posted by Red Rider
(Post 5293924)
You don't want to see her without makeup and with her schizo Greyhounds.
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Originally Posted by Big Paulie
(Post 5293822)
Out west, we have a saying...
B*ll Sh*T!!!!! :D:D:D (BTW, that lame Batman outfit was a bit much for a "Ride Across Georgia," BluesDawg!) |
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After Blues Dawg (shown center, with hat) rode through Braselton with his harmonica in tow, the town was never the same...
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Originally Posted by BluesDawg
(Post 5294165)
Ya horn swogglin' scurvy cur! Are ye callin' me a liar? Ya scurvy cur who ortin' t' be keel hauled! :p
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Originally Posted by Big Paulie
(Post 5295652)
Wrong thread, Dude...
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Originally Posted by Artkansas
(Post 5295872)
Har, har, har me matey. This is talk like a Pirate day; not talk like a Surfer day. Scuttle yer tongue.
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