Now I've seen it all
Well, if not all, at least one more thing. This one was in the form of a cyclist. A touring cyclist, with the most magnificently huge load of stuff I have ever seen. Ho Chi Minh Trail grade of load of stuff. On an absolutey remarkably large TREK bike with a very large frame and drive train like I have never seen before. An enclosed front chain ring? And this very same cyclist was wearing a floppy felt hat and happily smoking his pipe as he rode on out of the C-store parking lot and on down the road....
It's all downhill from here. Except the parts that are uphill.