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    Ride Daddy Ride Jet Travis's Avatar
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    Today's Ride Report in Haiku

    Played hooky from work
    Rode a sweet, slow century
    Now I'm drinking wine.
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
    Last edited by Big Paulie; 10-02-07 at 09:23 PM.

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    Though sun and blue sky
    Beckon me to the bike path,
    My bike is stolen.

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    How cool is this thread?! Haiku for cyclists over 50! Pretty good haiku too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Travis View Post
    Played hooky from work
    Rode a sweet, slow century
    Now I'm drinking wine.
    Work will wait for a day
    I hope you had a tailwind
    A nice cabernet?
    It's all downhill from here. Except the parts that are uphill.

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    Deep in the bowels of your employer,
    A bean tallying gnome
    has uncovered: an inconsistency in attendance.
    AlarmAlarmAlarmAlarmAlarmAlarmAlarm...............

    Yet all you heard...
    The hum of early autumn,
    the whisper of passing pavement.
    Riding and aging don't get easier, you just get slower at slowing down.] (FiftyPlus observation inspired by G. Lemond.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Paulie View Post
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
    Oh Yeah! Here we go...

    Rule of Sublime Poem,
    Capsule of thought and wisdom.
    Express through writing.


    Five syllables here,
    Seven more the line below.
    Now, complete with five.

    Humor, too, can dwell,
    In forum so late at night.
    Too much time on hands.

    Come morning I ride,
    Save some gas, leave small footprint.
    Arrive at work, wet.

    After work, ride home.
    Hot shower, get on the scale.
    Hmmm... no change - big butt.

    Dimples on big butt.
    Bad dimples, must go away.
    Shirley Temple Butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Paulie View Post
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
    Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by maddmaxx View Post
    Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Attached Images Attached Images

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Paulie View Post
    Couldn't help myself. It was just an expression of the sudden joy of the moment when I found out we were going to do more Haiku.....

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    The sun shines outside.
    I am chained to my desk.
    Cold tears fall down my face.

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    On-topic for haikus. (Off-topic for bikes) This is the funniest collection of haikus I've ever seen: haiku's for newly neutered dog Warning: some are a bit off-color.

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    My wheels are broken
    The shop screwed up the order
    Now I'm on my own
    '13 Felt Z3 - '08 Jamis Aurora Elite - ('07 Giant OCR C2)

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    You are not alone
    We are with you every day
    Second guessing you
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    I cycled today
    Fifty seven point five miles
    "Haiku Mileage," yes!

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    Fog was blowing in
    I pedaled over flats and hills
    Spinning smoothly up
    '13 Felt Z3 - '08 Jamis Aurora Elite - ('07 Giant OCR C2)

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    I need more cowbell. Digital Gee's Avatar
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    I rode single speed
    I didn't want to shift gears
    Twenty mph
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    I need more cowbell. Digital Gee's Avatar
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    Black jersey, black bibs
    Silver helmet and white bike
    Felt invincible.
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    Black Jersey, white bike
    Black Bibs, white hat, Caddillac...
    Dee Gee's a time bomb!
    Last edited by Big Paulie; 10-03-07 at 11:36 PM.

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    I hate poetry. I'm not a fan of this stuff. And yet, you all are totally cracking me up. Well done. Carry on.
    WANTED: Not a darn thing. I've got it all. Life is good.
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    His Brain is Gone! Tom Bombadil's Avatar
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Tom doesn't do Haiku
    And neither should you

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    I need more cowbell. Digital Gee's Avatar
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You were voted off once,
    Don't make this number two.
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    White bike, Pointy Head
    Sweat pants, Digital Roubaix
    Black bibs potty time
    "Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen." Louis L'Amour

    There are two types of road bikers: bikers who are faster than me, and me. Bruce Cameron - Denver Post

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    Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

    I love Haiku for breakfast.

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    Tom Bombadill leaves
    For neigh on four days and nights
    Can you say, "Whoopee???!!!"

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