Quit talking so fondly about retirement. I'm tired of hearing about it. I'm sure it must actually suck big time. I'm positive there are major problems. You are all lying. It's a plot. You're just saying all this stuff to sucker more people into retirement. It's the end of life. It's horrible, I'm certain of it. There can't be any redeeming qualities. It must be just a big club of losers looking for company. There's no way this is going to work out. How can you go off and leave me here still working. What am I going to do now. Wait, don't leave me here.
I'm getting lonely ;-|