What Is Your Funny Caption?
02-04-08, 11:01 PM
#26
Don't mince words
"Old guys s*ck!"
Or,
"Old guys blow!"
Or,
"Old guys blow!"
02-04-08, 11:27 PM
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His Brain is Gone!
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Methinks some are looking at this picture and not seeing that these guys are inspecting a bike tube.
02-04-08, 11:40 PM
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Squirrel
02-05-08, 12:00 AM
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Did you know that people who are ambidextrous disproportionately suffer from anxiety? Canines, too.
Just because things are duplicated on both sides of the brain doesn't mean that traditional generalizations aren't valid... I don't think we're anywhere near even beginning to grasp what the brain is all about. Maybe we're totally wrong about everything...
Just because things are duplicated on both sides of the brain doesn't mean that traditional generalizations aren't valid... I don't think we're anywhere near even beginning to grasp what the brain is all about. Maybe we're totally wrong about everything...
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02-05-08, 12:13 AM
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"Here it is - I found it! 'Made in China.' I told you so..."
02-05-08, 12:16 AM
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Squirrel
OK! I got it!
SUCKING VENOM FROM A SNAKE BITE
SUCKING VENOM FROM A SNAKE BITE
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02-05-08, 02:13 AM
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No need to stop for that "I gotta go feeling."
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"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
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"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
02-05-08, 04:07 AM
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They must have had a good sale on those helmets. All of them have on the same one.......
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02-05-08, 06:10 AM
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How many 50+ers does it take to fix a flat?
02-05-08, 07:44 AM
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Don't mince words
The guy on the right looks like he might be sniffing it. The guy on the left looks like he might have his mouth on it. Do they need bifocals? Why else would their faces be so close to a tube?
02-05-08, 07:48 AM
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They're trying to find the hole. I've found the easiest way to find a hole if you don't have a tub to dunk the tube is to put a bit of air in the tube and work your way around it, feeling for air escaping with your cheeks or lips. Of course this means holding it very close to your face.
I vote for Solveg's snakebite title!
I vote for Solveg's snakebite title!
02-05-08, 09:55 AM
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The plane ticket to join your old riding buddies: $400.
The new jacket needed to ride in the cold with them: $125
A new inner tube: $2.50
Watching your cheap buddies try to salvage a tube: Priceless.
The new jacket needed to ride in the cold with them: $125
A new inner tube: $2.50
Watching your cheap buddies try to salvage a tube: Priceless.
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02-05-08, 03:28 PM
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The thing that gets me is that they're running their mouths three abreast as they climb blind curves on what looks like the Western Divide. Then they all queue up at the toilet. We're supposed to believe it's all good clean comraderie among the Easily Urinating Set. I'm thinking that's what they're doing in Hell this evening; I'll give THAT group a miss!
02-05-08, 03:37 PM
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"In a clever, last-ditch effort to avoid yet another doping scandal, each team member takes a hit of the inhaled masking agent."
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02-05-08, 04:06 PM
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That last one had me laughing out loud ... in my office!
02-05-08, 06:30 PM
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"How many cyclists does it take to repair a puncture?"
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02-05-08, 10:36 PM
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Can't find the head or the tail of this snake.
02-05-08, 11:20 PM
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"Anyone got a pumpless pump on them?"
02-05-08, 11:28 PM
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"And one felt the taught, stretchy smoothness of it, like an Armadillo's ear, and said it was a small armored mammal."
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02-05-08, 11:57 PM
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Don't mince words
"In a clever, last-ditch effort to avoid yet another doping scandal, each team member takes a hit of the inhaled masking agent."[/QUOTE]
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
02-05-08, 11:59 PM
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Don't mince words
We patch our tubes as many times as we think we can safely get away with it. I can relate, and it's funny, too.
Good one!