Over on the Road forum, people poke fun at Obsessive Compulsive Poseurs (OCPs).
Oh no, not us, chime the 50+ers. Oh no, not me, I chime. So why did I buy a new helmet yesterday, blue, white and black like the beloved new bike, and a carbon fibre water bottle cage to attach to the carbon fibre seat tube? And why did I put a happy hour into flossing the cassette and cleaning the welds from sand dust with a newly purchased paint brush?
I haven't yet accepted that I have a problem - surely, that's what everyone does? Isn't it?
Oh no, the head tube is getting a little dull where the brake cable touches. Where's me nail varnish? Back in a while