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Tom Bombadil 05-14-08 07:03 PM

50 to 64 Thread
 
So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?

Jet Travis 05-14-08 07:04 PM

Depends.

solveg 05-14-08 07:06 PM

Well, sheesh! Can I post here, or do I have to start my own little lonely pre-50 thread????

Jet Travis 05-14-08 07:09 PM


Originally Posted by solveg (Post 6695956)
Well, sheesh! Can I post here, or do I have to start my own little lonely pre-50 thread????

Stick around, baby. This flophouse could use a little class.

Tom Bombadil 05-14-08 07:14 PM

You are going to start a pre-50 thread in the 50+ forum?

Tom Bombadil 05-14-08 07:18 PM

Do Depends go over or under your cycling shorts?

solveg 05-14-08 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil (Post 6696005)
You are going to start a pre-50 thread in the 50+ forum?

Ayup.

Metric Man 05-14-08 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by Jet Travis (Post 6695947)
Depends.

On what? :innocent:

Little Darwin 05-14-08 07:25 PM

I have no idea, but I wonder if forums will still be the preferred communication for the group in 14 years when I get to the right age to post in that thread...

PirateJim 05-14-08 07:28 PM

Hah, stole my Depends topic Tom, but that was my guess for the 65+ers and why they wanted to keep it among themselves. Oh! And denture adhesives. Hemorrhoid creams are, of course, an open topic for all bicycle enthusiasts.

TruF 05-14-08 07:37 PM

How lonely it is without us young'ins around. ;)

Beverly 05-14-08 07:47 PM


Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil (Post 6695941)
So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?

The youngin's:)

I guess I can lie about my age and post in this thread. After all, I'm still celebrating the anniversary of my 50th birthday and haven't actually reached 65 yet:p

cccorlew 05-14-08 07:57 PM

I'd like to complain about old people.

cccorlew 05-14-08 07:58 PM

And young people.

Tom Bombadil 05-14-08 08:10 PM

They'll be chatting about their favorite solid tire bikes.

megaman 05-14-08 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by PirateJim (Post 6696075)
Hemorrhoid creams are, of course, an open topic for all bicycle enthusiasts.

Save your money on hemorrhoid creams. Get a recumbent instead. :recum::thumb:

Jet Travis 05-14-08 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by megaman (Post 6696310)
Save your money on hemorrhoid creams. Get a recumbent instead. :recum::thumb:

I think this thread is really starting to hit bottom.

Kurt Erlenbach 05-14-08 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil (Post 6695941)
So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?

Prostates. Or "prostrates" as they are frequently called.

cccorlew 05-14-08 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by megaman (Post 6696310)
Save your money on hemorrhoid creams. Get a recumbent instead. :recum::thumb:

Hemorrhoids. Recumbent.
I'm not sure which is worse. :lol:

Jet Travis 05-14-08 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil (Post 6695941)
So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?

I've been lurking. They set up a rules committee. And then went to bed. Tomorrow there's a workshop on how to use a tip calculator.

Road Fan 05-14-08 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by solveg (Post 6695956)
Well, sheesh! Can I post here, or do I have to start my own little lonely pre-50 thread????

You can post in my thread, I'm gonna need a little youthful inspiration!

Road Fan 05-14-08 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil (Post 6696020)
Do Depends go over or under your cycling shorts?

you'll have to submit that discussion topic to the 65+ Steering Committee.

Only problem is you can't post it.

JanMM 05-14-08 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by Kerlenbach (Post 6696341)
Prostates. Or "prostrates" as they are frequently called.

I had such a bad pain in my prostate that I was lying prostrate on the floor.:(

rubic 05-14-08 09:17 PM

The young talk about their athletic feats and sexual conquests. The old fogies talk about their prostate problems and depends. What happened?

solveg 05-14-08 10:06 PM

Let's tell 65+ jokes!

The Nursing Home

At the Nursing Home a man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisle way and went to talk with the administrators.

The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doctor piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright.

The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright.

The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, the son returned.

"Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place."

The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."


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