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Old 05-14-08, 07:03 PM   #1
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So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?
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Well, sheesh! Can I post here, or do I have to start my own little lonely pre-50 thread????
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Well, sheesh! Can I post here, or do I have to start my own little lonely pre-50 thread????
Stick around, baby. This flophouse could use a little class.
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You are going to start a pre-50 thread in the 50+ forum?
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Do Depends go over or under your cycling shorts?
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Depends.
On what?
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I have no idea, but I wonder if forums will still be the preferred communication for the group in 14 years when I get to the right age to post in that thread...
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Hah, stole my Depends topic Tom, but that was my guess for the 65+ers and why they wanted to keep it among themselves. Oh! And denture adhesives. Hemorrhoid creams are, of course, an open topic for all bicycle enthusiasts.
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How lonely it is without us young'ins around.
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So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?
The youngin's

I guess I can lie about my age and post in this thread. After all, I'm still celebrating the anniversary of my 50th birthday and haven't actually reached 65 yet
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I'd like to complain about old people.
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And young people.
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They'll be chatting about their favorite solid tire bikes.
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Hemorrhoid creams are, of course, an open topic for all bicycle enthusiasts.
Save your money on hemorrhoid creams. Get a recumbent instead.
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Save your money on hemorrhoid creams. Get a recumbent instead.
I think this thread is really starting to hit bottom.
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So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?
Prostates. Or "prostrates" as they are frequently called.
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Hemorrhoids. Recumbent.
I'm not sure which is worse.
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So what do you think the old fogies will talk about in their thread?
I've been lurking. They set up a rules committee. And then went to bed. Tomorrow there's a workshop on how to use a tip calculator.
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Well, sheesh! Can I post here, or do I have to start my own little lonely pre-50 thread????
You can post in my thread, I'm gonna need a little youthful inspiration!
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you'll have to submit that discussion topic to the 65+ Steering Committee.

Only problem is you can't post it.
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Prostates. Or "prostrates" as they are frequently called.
I had such a bad pain in my prostate that I was lying prostrate on the floor.
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The young talk about their athletic feats and sexual conquests. The old fogies talk about their prostate problems and depends. What happened?
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Let's tell 65+ jokes!

The Nursing Home

At the Nursing Home a man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisle way and went to talk with the administrators.

The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doctor piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright.

The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright.

The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, the son returned.

"Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place."

The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."
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