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    Argument Clinic

    I seem to remember the Monty Python Flying Circus troop doing a bit on an argument clinic, where the customer would pay a fee to have an argument, but inevitably get into an argument about whether he was having an argument or not.

    Perhaps the 50+ Forum needs a sticky Argument Clinic.

    Just sayin'

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    I loved that routine. One of their best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital Gee View Post

    Perhaps the 50+ Forum needs a sticky Argument Clinic.

    Just sayin'

    No it doesn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by wobblyoldgeezer View Post
    No it doesn't
    Yes it does. With torque wrenches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerlenbach View Post
    Yes it does. With torque wrenches.
    And why would you need a torqe Wrench? You might as well waste your money on a white Bike!!!

    And there is only one Monty Python Clip to be associated with

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw

    But if you want it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv...eature=related
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    [quote=stapfam;6881393]And why would you need a torqe Wrench? You might as well waste your money on a white Bike!!!

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    Last edited by tntom; 06-14-08 at 02:40 PM.

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    Hey, DG... how many times have been on a bike in the last 3 months?

    (I'm just trying to figure out how many bikes I should sell if I fall in love. I notice you are -1 only.)
    Last edited by solveg; 06-14-08 at 02:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solveg View Post
    Hey, DG... how many times have been on a bike in the last 3 months?

    (I'm just trying to figure out how many bikes I should sell if I fall in love. I notice you are -1 only.)
    I'm -1? Oh yeah, the Fuji. Forgot about that.

    Well, I haven't ridden much lately, what with moving, traveling, and last week having the Mother of all Colds. But I'm keeping my three bikes, and she wants to try one of them to see if she likes this biking thing. (She does golf, bowl, and compete in ballroom dancing so she likes to do athletic things.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerlenbach View Post
    Yes it does.
    No it doesn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stapfam View Post
    And there is only one Monty Python Clip to be associated with

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw
    Thank you for the link, stapfam. As starving grad students, my wife and I used to watch "Monty Python's Flying Circus" on Friday nights on our 16-inch monochrome TV. Whenever a car, an appliance, or anything around the house breaks down, my wife still greets me with, "I have a job for Bicycle Repairman."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil View Post
    No it doesn't.
    Yah huh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerlenbach View Post
    Yes it does. With torque wrenches.
    Only if PCAD is moderator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital Gee View Post
    I'm -1? Oh yeah, the Fuji. Forgot about that.

    Well, I haven't ridden much lately, what with moving, traveling, and last week having the Mother of all Colds. But I'm keeping my three bikes, and she wants to try one of them to see if she likes this biking thing. (She does golf, bowl, and compete in ballroom dancing so she likes to do athletic things.)
    I've been meaning to ask you. Didn't your daughter live with you? Where is she now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerlenbach View Post
    Yes it does. With torque wrenches.
    Does not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbycorno View Post
    Does not.
    Yes it does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by solveg View Post
    I've been meaning to ask you. Didn't your daughter live with you? Where is she now?
    Will you please stop hijacking this thread. We're trying to have an argument here.

    It most definitely DOES NOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbycorno View Post
    We're trying to have an argument here . . .
    No you aren't - - you're just contradicting.

    ". . .An argument is an intellectual process... contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says." --Monty Python, The Argument Clinic






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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbycorno View Post
    Will you please stop hijacking this thread. We're trying to have an argument here.
    I am not* hijacking this thread!

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    Yes you are!

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    I thought Law School was the argument clinic. bk

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    Quote Originally Posted by dminor View Post
    No you aren't - - you're just contradicting.
    No I'm not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pman View Post
    Yes you are!
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