Brought my bike in from a ride (bicycle related)(mine so its 50+ related)(just dotting my T's and crossing my eyes here) and it was covered with a slimey green goo as if I had followed a bunch of horses down the trail. A close inspection of the road near the end of my driveway showed a completely covering layer of chewed leaves, green droppings and live catapillers. You can hear them chewing in my oak trees. If I didn't know better I'd say it was a rerun of the Gypsy Moth Catapiller rampage of two decades ago. Do you folks in other parts of the country have these. Once they get going they can wipe out whole forests of trees in a couple of years.
Not to mention that they make the road more slippery than ice and my bike dirty too.