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    Rip . . . .

    Did my morning ride and swim combo this am.

    Got to the pool after the ride, got the swim suit on, did a couple of laps, raised my leg for some reason, and RIP - the whole front of the swim suit rips open!!

    Fortunately, I had a towel within reach (I usually don't) and was able to get out of the water "decently."

    Just ordered a new swimsuit on the internet.

    Anyone for skinny dipping?

    This is REALLY commando!

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    Pictures! Pictures! Where are the pictures?
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    I just hope this thread doesn't end up as a sticky.
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    DnvrFox's next exhibition will take place on the greater Denver MUPs. He will be 20 miles from home when his bib shorts rip from top to bottom.
    "Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen." Louis L'Amour

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    This thread cracks me up.

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    Stop eating watermelon before going for a swim.
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    You can get arrested for those kind of shenanigans in public, you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil View Post
    Pictures! Pictures! Where are the pictures?
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    I don't understand. Are you bragging or complaining?









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    I'm not sure about Colorado, but in some states you could have been arrested for "assault with a friendly weapon".

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    I wear Jammers. They're lycra racing suits, but they're not the typical bikini type, in fact they look almost exactly like bike shorts. You can get them by Speedo, Arena, and most other racing suit makers.
    http://tinyurl.com/5dp8js
    And no, I'm not the model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlazingPedals View Post
    I wear Jammers. They're lycra racing suits, but they're not the typical bikini type, in fact they look almost exactly like bike shorts. You can get them by Speedo, Arena, and most other racing suit makers.
    http://tinyurl.com/5dp8js
    And no, I'm not the model.
    I just ordered some today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil View Post
    Pictures! Pictures! Where are the pictures?
    No thanks on pictures!

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    At my age, when I saw "Rip", I thought you meant "RIP", and someone had died.

    Have you been eating lots of watermelon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis View Post
    I'm not sure about Colorado, but in some states you could have been arrested for "assault with a friendly weapon".


    Better than assault with a dead weapon.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by DnvrFox View Post
    Did my morning ride and swim combo this am.

    Got to the pool after the ride, got the swim suit on, did a couple of laps, raised my leg for some reason, and RIP - the whole front of the swim suit rips open!!

    Fortunately, I had a towel within reach (I usually don't) and was able to get out of the water "decently."

    Just ordered a new swimsuit on the internet.

    Anyone for skinny dipping?

    This is REALLY commando!
    Wow Dude, you the man!!!
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    Yoga, Pilates & Orchids
    I Stay Busy, I have GOPD

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngeloOldSpokes View Post
    I don't understand. Are you bragging or complaining?

    You're going to fit right in dude.

    What kind of work do you do?
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    You better be glad no one pointed and laughed
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    With shrinkage there likely would have been much to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Brown View Post
    With shrinkage there likely would have been much to see.
    Au contraire - I'm really glad I had a BIG towel!

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    Must've been a heated pool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burr View Post
    You're going to fit right in dude.

    What kind of work do you do?

    I'm a seamstress for a traveling drag show









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    Quote Originally Posted by AngeloOldSpokes View Post
    I'm a seamstress for a traveling drag show


    Lends a whole new meaning to the term "drag racing".
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    One of the side effects not mentioned when using Viagra for a performance enhancer?

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