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Old 07-07-08, 03:35 AM   #1
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Senior personal ads

I enjoyed these.


FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4'' (used to be 5'6''), searching for sharp-looking,
sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt
a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just
buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round
out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath
not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises,
the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type,
let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet
times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth
seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on
the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise
in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our
two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition,
some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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Old 07-07-08, 04:57 AM   #2
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How about some phone numbers and pictures.

I might be interested
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Old 07-07-08, 02:29 PM   #3
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I enjoyed them too.
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Old 07-07-08, 07:39 PM   #4
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I resemble some of those ads.
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Old 07-07-08, 07:42 PM   #5
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Ha ha those are cute. I'm sending those to my friends.
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Old 07-07-08, 08:52 PM   #6
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Ha ha those are cute. I'm sending those to my friends.
Some of those ARE my friends.
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Old 07-08-08, 08:20 PM   #7
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I might need to borrow them. My wife decided she needed her independence on Independence Day. Hard to start over at this age
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Old 07-09-08, 07:41 AM   #8
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I might need to borrow them. My wife decided she needed her independence on Independence Day. Hard to start over at this age


I'm sorry to hear this sad news. I hope it's a temporary condition and that you work things out.
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Old 07-09-08, 07:48 AM   #9
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Some of those ARE my friends.
Yep, I thought I recognized a couple people there
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Old 07-09-08, 09:44 AM   #10
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Fun read! That's what I call aging with spit, grace and humor!
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Old 07-10-08, 11:27 AM   #11
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Being north of "hip" and south of "hip replacement", some of those struck close to home . . .
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