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    Senior personal ads

    I enjoyed these.


    FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
    80's, slim, 5'4'' (used to be 5'6''), searching for sharp-looking,
    sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt
    a plus.

    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just
    buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round
    out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath
    not a problem.

    SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises,
    the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type,
    let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet
    times.

    WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth
    seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on
    the cob and caramel candy.

    BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise
    in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
    If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
    together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

    MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
    If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our
    two heads together.

    MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition,
    some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
    Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
    mainlytext.com/bike.html Bicycling in winter, the entertainment version

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    Off your Donkey, lets go Burr's Avatar
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    How about some phone numbers and pictures.

    I might be interested
    Burr,
    I Push Iron & Turn Cranks!
    Yoga, Pilates & Orchids
    I Stay Busy, I have GOPD

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    I enjoyed them too.

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    I resemble some of those ads.
    Truth is stranger than reality.
    '96 Giant ATX 760 MTB
    '01 Bianchi Eros
    '05 Giant OCR Llimited Carbon Fiber + upgrades

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Ha ha those are cute. I'm sending those to my friends.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Ha ha those are cute. I'm sending those to my friends.
    Some of those ARE my friends.

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    I might need to borrow them. My wife decided she needed her independence on Independence Day. Hard to start over at this age

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    Don't mince words Red Rider's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScrubJ View Post
    I might need to borrow them. My wife decided she needed her independence on Independence Day. Hard to start over at this age


    I'm sorry to hear this sad news. I hope it's a temporary condition and that you work things out.
    When my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, "Oh, *****, she's awake!"

    Visit my blog.

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    Senior Member ?? Beverly's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis View Post
    Some of those ARE my friends.
    Yep, I thought I recognized a couple people there
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    Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
    -- Antonio Smith

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    fredelicious mini-masher overthere's Avatar
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    Fun read! That's what I call aging with spit, grace and humor!

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    Codger & Geezer Old Pa's Avatar
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    Being north of "hip" and south of "hip replacement", some of those struck close to home . . .
    Doing my duty . . . . the way I see it.

    "The trouble with most people is not what they don't know, but what they know for certain that isn't true."
    Mark Twain

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