How old would people perceive you to be?
For example, do you wear a baseball cap (bonus points +/- for backwards), a visor, a porkpie or fishing cap, a fedora or a cowboy hat. Perhaps you wear no hat at all.
Are you with the Borg and have a bluetooth attachment (bonus points for blinking lights), an i-phone, a credit card sized texting machine in a pocket, a holstered cell phone from some previous incarnation or perhaps a 3 watt bag phone with plug in whip antenna?
Do you wear sandles, crocs, sneakers (bonus for high top), loafers (bunus for penney) or wingtip shoes?
Would we see your underware sticking out of the top of your jeans, are you a plumber or do you have suspenders or bib overalls. For that matter, do you wear jeans or is it all myrical fabric for you?
When you enter the LBS is your first stop in the Carbon Road section, The Full Suspension MTB section, The older used bikes in the back of the store section, the Downhill 40lb 12" travel section, the BMX section or some other?
Is your helmet primarily Silver/grey (pink fits into this catagory for the ladies), Red, Black, Flat black with round holes instead of slots or invisable?
Do you wear T-Shirts........have they got nasty slogans on the front? Perhaps sweatshirts (bonus for hoodies indeterminate at this time), or button down collar shirts. Can you still wear no shirt, hold a can of beer and wave at others with a straight face?
See where the generation gap really lies.