When I screw up I don't try and hide it I let everyone know. My daughter made me some tie die shorts a few years ago and I like them, my wife of 46 yrs dosen't.
If I wear them, she tells me not to wear them outside. Well I went bird hunting with my sons and grandaughter, came home took a shower and put on my tie die shorts. I got the usual comment, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WEAR THOSE OUTSIDE ARE YOU! I said no, and went to bed. I got up yesterday morning at 5:30 to go on my usual ride, and put on the tie die shorts (wifie is still asleep). I get my new bike out, put my foot on the pedel and push off bringing my leg over the seat. The only problem was that my right pocket hooked on the saddle and I got hung up bringing my leg over and lost my balance, fell and wound up in the flower bed in the yard. I banged my knee and layed there for several minuites to see if any thing was broken, got up and rode my 5 miles. I put a scratch on the handle bar of my new bike. CRAP I then went to work and found out my knee was hurting like all H_ _ l, I called my wife and she brought me the knee brace, and asked what happened. I told her and told her she made it happen because she is a witch. She told me if she was a witch I would have fallen off 10 feet farther in the cactus bush. I have been married to this beautiful ladie for 46 years and love her to deathbut some times I wonder when she wiggles her nose.