It's coming! Arrrrr!
Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming on September 19th!
Be ready, me maties. :thumb: |
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You may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.
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Originally Posted by maddmaxx
(Post 7430521)
You may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.
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Arrr, I be a needin' to find a helmet with three corners, Matey. I be lookin' fer one without the Jack Tar. Ya kan keep the rounded ones of them Drivels******s and Landlubbers.
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Already getting me camelback full of larrrrd and rum.
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I'm now more thankful than ever that I will be in Yellowstone Park on that day.
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What reason do we have to think pirates speak like that? All of the pirates I know talk like anybody else, and most people never suspect them of using illegal software!
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AAARRRRRGGGGhhhh
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I know a pirate joke.
The lookout of the ship yelled down from his crow's nest there was a pirate ship on the horizon and it looked like they were catching up. The captain told the first mate to go below and get his red shirt. The captain wore the red shirt through a horrific battle, but at long last the good side prevailed, with really very few injuries, and the captain was not even scratched. First mate asks captain if that red shirt is for luck. The captain explains no, it was so if I was wounded and bleeding, the men would not see it and lose heart. Later that week the lookout yells down there is a fleet of pirate ships on the horizon, perhaps as many as twenty and it looks like they will catch us. First mate asks captain if he wants him to go and fetch him his red shirt. Captain replies, no, get my brown pants. |
Originally Posted by Terrierman
(Post 7433397)
I know a pirate joke.
The lookout of the ship yelled down from his crow's nest there was a pirate ship on the horizon and it looked like they were catching up. The captain told the first mate to go below and get his red shirt. The captain wore the red shirt through a horrific battle, but at long last the good side prevailed, with really very few injuries, and the captain was not even scratched. First mate asks captain if that red shirt is for luck. The captain explains no, it was so if I was wounded and bleeding, the men would not see it and lose heart. Later that week the lookout yells down there is a fleet of pirate ships on the horizon, perhaps as many as twenty and it looks like they will catch us. First mate asks captain if he wants him to go and fetch him his red shirt. Captain replies, no, get my brown pants. |
I was unaware of the 2 week practice period for this. :)
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Originally Posted by X-LinkedRider
(Post 7433599)
I was unaware of the 2 week practice period for this. :)
Now, where's that monkey? I want to shoot something. |
Originally Posted by maddmaxx
(Post 7430521)
You may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.
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Tommy wants a cracker.
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Yawn.
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Will MLB be over by then? The Pittsburgh Pirates hope it will.
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Originally Posted by oilman_15106
(Post 7439256)
Will MLB be over by then? The Pittsburgh Pirates hope it will.
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"hoist yer donut holders mates"
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To sea then, me laddies!
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The WVU football team learned to speak "East Carolina Pirate" last Saturday. They got their "arses" "flogged" on national TV. For those that did not watch, ECU 24, WVU 3.
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Thanks
Thanks for notice of TLAPD. I needed that . Will put the bike away and go sailing that day with ample rations of grog.
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