A dapper 50+ cyclist finished his daily ride rather late, turning toward home late in the evening. Riding along, he noticed an upscale bar that seemed somehow familiar. He got off his bike, secured it in a safe location out front, and walked into the bar.
Dressed in full club gear, it was clear this 50+ cyclist was well-looked-after and could challenge even some of the younger riders on his better days.
Seated at the bar was an attractive and well-turned-out 50+ lady. Our cyclist walked over, sat alongside of her, ordered an Italian mineral water, took a sip, turned to her and said, "So tell me, do I come here often?"