Old Men Hauling Ass
Membership qualifications: 40+ w/ the ability, or at least the desire, to haul ass in any (semi)competitive cycling discipline.
Purpose: To engender respect for the 40+ crowd by, whenever possible, crushing the souls of the young punks.
Motto: "If we can't beat them, we can at least make them suffer."
Benefits: Virtual comradeship, motivation and support, yet another membership number and jersey, possible group discount for Viagra.
Role models: Deadly Ned Overend, Tinker Jaurez
Last edited by dysFTP; 01-04-09 at 02:39 PM.