It's National Grammar Day.
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It's National Grammar Day.
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National grammar day?? How about grammar check day? PEDAL over to National Grammar Day.
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I always thought March Forth was National Army Day.
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'n muh haus its muh wiff's burthdai
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I'll tell my kids to send a card to my mum.
If I had a grammar, I'd do the same in the morning, in the evening, all over this land
If I had a grammar, I'd do the same in the morning, in the evening, all over this land
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National Grammar Day!?! Who thought of this? Do we have to send cards? Is this just another silly "Day" invented by Hallmark?
National this day, National that day, when will it end?
This is an absurdity up with which I will not put!
National this day, National that day, when will it end?
This is an absurdity up with which I will not put!
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Punctuate this statement:
that that is is that that is not is not is that not it it is
PS to this Forum: Did anyone used to diagram sentences?
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Dave Barry's "Mr Language Person" explains all you need to know:
First spread the sentence out on a clean, flat surface, such as an ironing board. Then, using a sharp pencil or X-Acto knife, locate the "predicate," which indicates where the action has taken place and is usually located directly behind the gills. For example, in the sentence: "LaMont never would of bit a forest ranger," the action probably took place in a forest. Thus your diagram would be shaped like a little tree with branches sticking out of it to indicate the locations of the various particles of speech, such as your gerunds, proverbs, adjutants, etc.
First spread the sentence out on a clean, flat surface, such as an ironing board. Then, using a sharp pencil or X-Acto knife, locate the "predicate," which indicates where the action has taken place and is usually located directly behind the gills. For example, in the sentence: "LaMont never would of bit a forest ranger," the action probably took place in a forest. Thus your diagram would be shaped like a little tree with branches sticking out of it to indicate the locations of the various particles of speech, such as your gerunds, proverbs, adjutants, etc.
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An old chestnut, but I still like it
Advice from the landlord of the Hand and Flower pub to his signwriter painting a new pub sign:
"You've left too much space between Hand and and and and and Flower"
Advice from the landlord of the Hand and Flower pub to his signwriter painting a new pub sign:
"You've left too much space between Hand and and and and and Flower"
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This thread sure is where it's at.
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